Lyrics

I don't sleep with married women, even when they're nice
I don't sleep with married women, even when they're nice
I don't sleep with married women, unless they ask me twice

I got my cap and gown from the school of living long
And they say I graduated summa cum wrong
Well I'm an honorable guy running down a long, hard road
Now I've learned all my lessons and I'm living by my rigid code

I don't smoke marijuana, marijuana gets me high
I don't smoke marijuana, marijuana gets me high
I don't smoke marijuana on days that don't end in "y"

I got my cap and gown from the school of living long
And they say I graduated summa cum wrong
Well I'm an honorable guy running down a long, hard road
Now I've learned all my lessons and I'm living by my rigid code

Living by my rigid, living by my rigid code, living by my rigid, living by my rigid code
Living by my rigid, living by my rigid code

I don't lie to anybody, lying it ain't right
I don't lie to anybody, lying it ain't right
I don't lie to anybody, but to shed some positive light

(Chorus and bridge).